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Glimmer Books
Telling Tales by
Lawrence Solon Parry
Intro

2. INTRO

Hi, my name is Lawrence Solon. Like most teens I attend school and, like a few teens, I am also a law abiding citizen. By day I am "posh dude" and to the teenage eye I am exactly like everyone else, however, by evening, I am "Nerdy Geek Writing Book". Yes, I mingle with the crowds and the general school public, I learn their ways and feelings and then… I come home and totally betray everyone's trust by writing it all down, just so you can get a little insight into your child's sick twisted mind. What makes me good for the job? I hear you ask. Well, at school I am known by a totally different name (for grizzly reasons I would rather not go in to) This means that no one I know can hunt me down and kill me after I tell you all their secrets, also I have an innocent face.

Throughout this book you will learn many things about modern school life (presuming this is published before i'm 90) you will learn the ways of the bully, the little I know of the mad mind of the teacher, the real truth between boys and girls and most importantly…what your child has to endure through the 5 years of… SECONDARY SCHOOL.

My tale, most conveniently, begins on "The First Day".

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